In a Podiatrist’s office:

‘Time wounds all heels.’


On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels


On a Plumber’s truck:

‘We repair what your husband fixed.’


On another Plumber’s truck:

‘Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.’


On a Church’s Bill board:

‘7 days without God makes one weak.’


At a Tyre Store

‘Invite us to your next blowout.’


On an Electrician’s truck:

‘Let us remove your shorts.’


In a Non-smoking Area:

‘If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.’


On a Maternity Room door:

‘Push. Push. Push.’


At a


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